Yes, I am online two days in a row more out of a desire to spend a half hour in the semi-air conditioned little room than an actual desire to use the computer again in such a short period of time. Mostly this was prompted by discovering the little thermometer my family has hanging on the house in the shade. It registered a lovely 43 degrees centigrade in the shade which, with the help of my handy dandy phone converter, I discovered is about 109.4 degrees fahrenheit. Damn! And this isn't the hot season or the hot part of the country! Damn!
On a lighter note I'm going to share with you all my little mishap from my first day at my host family about a week ago. I'd been sitting incomprehensibly among my new friends for about an hour and a half when I found myself with a pressing need for the bathroom. They call them Turkish toilets but really they're everywhere in the developing world, squat exercises. Whoo! Anyway, my family, ever helpful, gave me a rather large box of water to take with my to the toilet for the purpose of washing once I'd finished my business, it's all very technical and I don't want to bore you with the details. I neglected, in my care to avoid spilling the water down the front of my clothes, to note the diminutive size of the doorway to the toilet and attempted rather accidentally a karate head-to-concrete move. As it turns out, disappointingly, I do not have inherent martial arts skills and am not a secret ninja in disguise because the concrete won this little headbutting contest and I bled all over the place to the immense concern of everyone within a hundred yards. The PCMOs were called, my language facilitator (Sy Samba, he's amazing) showed up fortuitously moments later with my bags and I was rushed off to the PC center for some more poking and prodding by some folks on the phone with the PCMO in Nouakchott. It was determined that I would probably live and I got quite a lot of bandages and disinfectant and was returned to my family compound wherein the bleeding slowed and eventually stopped several hours later. Long story short, I am my father's son. I briefly contemplated a rematch with the concrete in which I would have the advantage of a running start but some friends remarked that this might not be the brightest idea and maybe I had brain damage after all. I reassured them by telling them it was the kind of idea I would have contemplated before too. Hey, at least i didn't get accidentally converted to Islam... oh yeah, it happened. Emily Nelson showed me up in first day blunders with that little gem.
Alright everyone, I'm off to language class, have a lovely weekend and don't forget to write!
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I want to know a couple of things...Did you get to use the bathroom? :P Did you show the medical officers the other scars on your head? Did you tell them your dad lived close to the emergency room for a reason and you take after him?
Love you lots, Kiddo. Miss you too and really enjoy your blogs.
Oh, I can't tell you how many times you told me you wanted to live someplace warm. Be careful what you wish for!
Hi John! So glad to hear that you didn't die so soon into your PC service! I just wandered onto your lovely blog and am wondering if perhaps I shall be joining you in a bit less than a year in Mauritania...or at least your current continent. I have a nomination to teach English in Francophone sub-saharan Africa starting June '09...so I've got all the medical shit to get through and then it'll be decision-making time I guess...oi.
Hope all is well!
Anna/Gabi
What th hell? Your father's son? What is THAT supposed to mean? I have never hurt my head in Mauritania, not even accidentally. By the way, you definitely bleed more in really hot weather than in really cold weather. Great choice for a home when you KNOW you will be bleeding every twice in a while. So did you add any new head stitches to your collection? Mild or severe concussion? PLEASE stop now, it is not a contest...
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